What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Sure.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Me : No

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Me : Thank you.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Tea ?

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

He : I'm 24.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Do Indian guys like African girls?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What was your worst experience while living with roommates?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I don't drink

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.